Thursday, March 30, 2006

Lesson: Shotgirls are dangerous

I spoke with a friend of mine today about his weekend and he offered me some valuable advice. Shotgirls can be just as lethal as strippers. Apparently, he went to a gentleman's club this weekend and fell victim to the infectious charms of one of the shotgirls. By the end of their 30 minute conversation she had bled him for about 15 shots of alcohol laced sugar water and exactly $45. Ironically enough when he had reached his personal limit of alcohol and likely the states she remembered that "she forgot to say hi to someone at the bar". Poor guy.....really thought he had something there. So the lesson of my friend's meandering is beware of the shot girls. There is a reason they are not on stage - they are the smarts one......relatively speaking.

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