Student loans help sidestep marriage?

Hindsight is 20/20. I am kicking myself for not taking out more student loans. According to this article on CNN Money having more student loan debts is the key to perpetual youth and happiness. Apparently a large student loan debt can delay adult-type things like buying a home or marriage. If I would have know I could have borrowed money to not work and party in college then after graduation use my debt as an excuse to prolong growing up I would have been all over it. DAMNIT!